Poetry lube

$2

We could all use a little more lubrication

Curious what I'm working on and can't wait for a major publisher to print my next magnum opus?

Throw me a couple doll hairs and I'll send you three (3) of my most recent drafts. Then you can say you were there, before anyone else.

(This is a digital item, not a condom. Drafts will be emailed as a PDF file)


Puffy paint poems




Poetry sucks t-shirts don’t 

Each poem in the T-SHIRT POEMS series will be "published" line by line, rhinestoned and hand-painted in puff paint on a clean, secondhand t-shirt☥.

Use the drop down menu to the left to choose which line you'd like painted on your shirt. Every shirt is one-of-a-kind and smells like me! 

☥please leave a note on your order indicating your t-shirt size

2021
Hand-painted / bedazzled secondhand t-shirt
Text by Candystore from "T-shirt poem no.1"

Edition of 11

Autographed Glossy #4

$10

One party glam poet one part porn star

Need my John Hancock? Snag one of these sleek, limited edition glamour shots and Candystore will defile it with a special message. Just for you ;)

2020
12" x 8" digital  print
Photograph by Jonathan Grassi
Text by Candystore from the poem "ANGEL of INTERNET FAME" in Hi Angels.
Edition of 25


Autographed Glossy #3


$10

I’m living beyond my means I’m not bankrupt

Need my John Hancock? Snag one of these sleek, limited edition glamour shots and Candystore will defile it with a special message. Just for you ;)

2020
12" x 8" digital  print
Photograph by Jonathan Grassi

Text by Candystore from the poem "ANGEL of DESIGNER FRAGRANCE" in Hi Angels.

Edition of 25



Autographed Glossy #2


$10

And why should any man feel safe with his dick out on the world?

my John Hancock? Snag one of these sleek, limited edition glamour shots and Candystore will defile it with a special message. Just for you ;)

2020
12" x 8" digital  print
Photograph by Jonathan Grassi

Text by Candystore from the poem "ANGEL of INTERNET FAME" in Hi Angels.

Edition of 25

Autographed Glossy #1


$10

They called me Candice loudly

Need my John Hancock? Snag one of these sleek, limited edition glamour shots and Candystore will defile it with a special message. Just for you ;)

2019
12" x 8" digital print
Photograph by Jonathan Grassi

Text by Candystore from the poem "ANGEL of GRANTING SERENITY in LARGE CROWDS" in Hi Angels  Hi Angels DELUXE.

Edition of 25

Butt Poet Zine

$5

A good ol’ fashioned xerox

with toilet paper drawings from Sarah Mihara Creagen's TP Scroll (2019) and six poems from Candystore's CRAY CRAY OO LA LA poetry series.

Each zine comes with a one-of-a-kind sumi ink toilet paper drawing by Creagen and Candystore.

BUTT POET is also available for sale at the Bureau of General Services-Queer Division bookstore located in Room 210 at The Center in Manhattan (208 West 13th Street, New York City, NY 10011)

2019
p. 16
4.25" x 5.5"
Paperback
Back and white

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